rumminov:

All the Derse dreamers! (Prospit coming in a second). Hopefully I didn’t mess anything up.

  • altair: forgive me, malik,
  • malik: ?
  • altair: for i have assasSINNED
  • malik: get the fuck out of my bureau

teyuss:

i hope im the first one to do this

insectlove:

nestofvellumI found this caterpillar for a peer’s insect collection. Knowing that he would ultimately meet his death, we decided to throw him a birthday party. Edit: Because of the outcry, the caterpillar was returned to a nice tree to live out its days. Refer to the recent post for proof!

teamfortress64:

gamzee is like an npc in skyrim or oblivion because you would pierce him with ten thousand bullets and he still wouldn’t die because he’s “quest-important”

(Source: shalrath)

fayghost:

alternate ending